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I Almost Killed A Kid For Christmas!

from A Sensitive Christmas! by The Sensitive Nachos

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lyrics

(Parody of Joy to the World/Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

Joy to the world I got in my car
And almost killed everyone
I almost killed everyone

I almost killed a kid for Chirstmas
He almost had to fucking flee
And if I didn't stop for him
His guts would be all over the street

All of the other drivers
Used to laugh and call me names (Used to?)
'Cause they said my driving
Was really fucking lame ('Cause it is)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
I got real fucking drunk (Like always)
I got into my shitty car
And almost killed them all

All the other drivers
As they shouted out with hate (Fuck you)
We'll fucking kill you next year
Just you fucking wait

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from A Sensitive Christmas!, released December 25, 2014
Lyrics by T-Homas
Guitar/Vocals - T-Homas
Vocals - Colby Jack

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The Sensitive Nachos New Port Richey, Florida

A rap/pop punk duo that started its journey in a high school cafeteria. They were active from April 2014 to May 2015.

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