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Play Copy!
01:04
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Bowling for Soup can't stand Florida
But what about Disney World and all the Florida girls
Blame it on Georgia but no one understands
Why you just can't skip them and come back here again
I guess we're not punk enough for you
Fuck you and your 2113
No one cares anyways
Fuck you Ivory Tribes and The Dollyrots too
Fuck you
Don't bother stepping foot in Florida again
Unless you plan to play with The Hextalls
Unless you plan to play with Masked Intruder
'Cause that'd be rad
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Food Robbery!
01:10
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Don't judge me as I'm sliding down your rafter
Everybody knows what I'm after
Gonna steal all the food from your fucking pantry
Now I know you're gonna come along and fucking judge me
Seriously
What do you want me to do
Go to the store and buy your own food
When yours is sitting out and it's totally free
Why can't you just spare some fucking for me
(Food robbery put your hands up)
OMG there's a food robbery
That's what it's called
So hand your food over to me
I can tell you I'm homeless or maybe I'm an orphan
Maybe I'm Batman or maybe I'm a dolphin
Swimming along in the street you know
'Cause there's a lot of water
It's like ten leagues below
So get off your ass
Shove it in the bag dude
That's all I came for
All I want is your food
I'm not gonna kill anyone or beat anyone up
Unless you spill some Coke when you're filling my cup
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Be Takin'!
01:17
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Taking time to find another way
It's just the way it is
Taking time to find another day
It's just the way it is
Be takin' all my time
Taking time to find Jesus
In the back of a gas station
More time spent whacking it
Than the king of masturbation
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Don't know what's going on
Hair metal is completely insane
I think their hair must have gone to their brain
So hey man
Why don't you quit
You're over fifty now and you're sounding like shit
Get off the stage
'Cause no one wants to hear
Another lame singer drunk on bud light beer
I get it but I'm over it
Sweet Child o' Mine
I never liked it because I never lost my mind
Don't know what's going on
But I can't bear
Hear that song
So turn it off so it won't play again
And this pain and torment can finally end
Axl
No
I think you meant asshole
Yes
He was right about Courtney
But other than that
He's just another loser who don't know where it's at
So get off the stage before I kick you off
I'd rather be at a gig with David Hasslehoff
I don't care
Wave your hands in the hair
And try to be cool with your stupid fucking hair
Wicky fresh
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6. |
You're A Fish!
00:45
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They used to call him fish back in the day
'Cause he was doing everything but swimming their way
And everybody said "Hey"
And Bubby always said "Let me fuck you in the A"
He said
"Don't tell me what to do cause I'll do what I want
I'm not your rainbow fish but I've got the fins to flaunt
So fuck off you ain't getting my junk
No matter how many times you try and play the funk"
You're a fish you bitch you really suck
I guess this is it
The end of the song
Just my luck nobody swam along
I guess you could say my facts are wrong
But Mangina still walks around with a lemonade thong
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Jacob Thinks I'm Gay!
01:20
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Jacob thinks I'm gay
But it's all the same
When he's looking at all of the guys
I'm the only one who stands out
But now who's to blame
When I'm always looking A-Okay
I'm always looking like I should
Then I notice his stare
From the back of the class
I can tell he's thinking about fucking me in the ass
So now I know
That I have to think fast
Before I'm forced into an anal blast
I don't want you
I want Melissa Debling
Or Zooey Deschanel
Or Hayley Williams
Or Katy Perry
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I Cry!
00:16
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I cry
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Teacher Planning!
00:58
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I hate everyone
I'm gonna buy myself a loaded gun
And shoot you in the face
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My Girl! (Jesus Jim)
01:13
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See the way she loves me, she's my girl
See the way she holds me, she's my girl
See the way she cheats, she's not my girl
I know how you talk to other guys
I know that it's just a bunch of lies
Just an excuse to get in their pants
'Cause you don't wanna waste your time with love and romance
My girl
Jesus Jim
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12. |
Brush It Off!
01:27
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Every single day I've gotta wake up
Gotta get down to the new sound
Every day I've gotta put on my pants
Gotta go down to the store and get a gallon of milk
And every day I go down to the store
And everybody's trying to give me shit
But I just brush it off
Every day it's just so cool with me
And I see what's going down
And I ain't got a dime to my name
But I wish I did
But that would be lame
So tell me off again
I'll just brush it off my fucking back
So get off
And I'll tell you once again that's not what's going down
I know what's going down
I know what's going on
Every single day I'm going down to the store
Doing everything the same
But you know it's not so lame
Every day I'm gonna do something
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Fuck You!
00:17
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F-U-C-K
Fuck you
That's what I'm gonna do
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Do What'cha Want!
01:30
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Do what'cha want
Do what you want I just don't care
I've lost all faith in you
Don't point and stare
Try and try again to get me to work
But time and time again I'll say jerk
You think you know me
You don't know shit
Do what I want or you're gonna get hit
I've tried and tried again to get you to work
But time and time again I'll say jerk
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15. |
Got A Dollar!
01:21
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Stick 'em up
Before I shove it up your butt
Give me all your fucking cash right now
Bet you think I'm a little bit crazy
Well I'm off the wall and a little bit lazy
Come after you or maybe that's the truth fool
If you run away I don't think I can catch you
So please stay in place while I punch you in the face
Steal all your cash then punch you in the face
Don't test me
I'm too lazy to give answers
But if you test me
You better make damn sure
You got a dollar
I'm the laziest criminal you ever did see
So hopefully I make it as an MC
Or I'll be homeless living on the street
Begging for your change or something to eat
Well this just got depressing
Time to change the mood
I don't want to write a depressing song dude
So shut your fucking face before I hurt you
It's time to rip this skittleless bitch in two
That's a wrap
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16. |
You Are What You Eat!
02:39
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We eat a lot of food but we're not fat yet
Cholesterol level is a dangerous bet
But I still gotta eat a whole lot more
Before I'm finally full then I've won the war
I gotta eat
Bosco sticks, donuts and coke
Not stupid pepsi
Candy and sweets to fill my skinny belly
No gym for me
No salad for me either
I'm a lazy loser and a nonbeliever
So fill me up
I need some fuel
To get me through the day
I need something to numb the pain
And make me feel okay
We eat a lot of food but we're not food yet
So get up and eat some food
I get stuck in the couch
Can't reach the remote
Trying real hard
Can't reach the remote
We may not have the strength
We may not have the rep
But when the candy's flowing we stay intact
Fuck
All about that cake
All about that quesarito
All about that lake
All about that amigo
All about that
You are what you eat
So I am food
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Fingers go in the electric outlet and toes go in the what?
Teach 'em how to surf and then shove 'em up your butt
There's no chorus
I hope you don't bore us
This is just a rap song
No need to sing along
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Gurl Ur So!
03:02
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You're so on my mind all the time
The words in my head and my favorite crime
No one on this earth has tits like yours
You're the one that I was made for
Girl I want you so bad
Girl you're just the best I've ever had
When I do you by the beaches
And you start to scream
I know that you're the one for me
Sometimes I get really pissed
When all I have to do is think of you
Sometimes I feel like shit
When all I have to do is think of you
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19. |
Screwed Themselves!
03:22
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She doesn't want anything to change between them
He's got his car and his football so what else matters to him
Now she's feeling like shit
'Cause she'll be sleeping alone again
She payed the rent for way too long and now he's gone
She doesn't wanna sleep with anyone else
So she screwed herself
He doesn't want anything to change between them
She's got her phone and her car too
So nothing matters to her
Now he's feeling like shit
'Cause he'll be sleeping alone again
He payed the rent for way too long and now she's gone
He don't wanna sleep with anyone else
So he screwed himself
I payed the rent for way too long and now she's gone
And I don't wanna sleep with anyone else
So I fucked myself
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The Sensitive Nachos New Port Richey, Florida
A rap/pop punk duo that started its journey in a high school cafeteria. They were active from April 2014 to May 2015.
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