A Sensitive Christmas!

by The Sensitive Nachos

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The Sensitive Nachos go festive in this holiday EP, Merry Christmas!


released December 25, 2014

Courtesy of Carpet Shoes Records! (CSR02)



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The Sensitive Nachos Port Richey, Florida

A band who started its journey in a high school cafeteria. They were active from April 2014 to May 2015. The two members went on to form James On Fire, but they eventually quit that band. Then they started The Natails, but they quit that band, too.

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Track Name: Snow Blower!
This Christmas I hope you know
That your mom will be blowing more than snow
'Cause no mom will be missed this Christmas

(I've got 'em all) on my Christmas list
(Hope you know) none will be missed
(Except the ugly ones) this Christmas

I'm fucking all
Got all the moms on my caller ID
Got all the moms and they're coming after me
The mom's this Christmas

I'll fuck yours too
Track Name: I Almost Killed A Kid For Christmas!
(Parody of Joy To The World/Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer)

Joy to the world I got in my car
And almost killed everyone
I almost killed everyone

I almost killed a kid for Chirstmas
He almost had to fucking flee
And if I didn't stop for him
His guts would be all over the street

All of the other drivers
Used to laugh and call me names (Used to?)
'Cause they said my driving
Was really fucking lame ('Cause it is)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
I got real fucking drunk (Like always)
I got into my shitty car
And almost killed them all

All the other drivers
As they shouted out with hate (Fuck you)
We'll fucking kill you next year
Just you fucking wait
Track Name: All I Want For Christmas Is You!
I'll steal you all the presents from underneath our neighbors tree
When we wake up we'll order pizza for just you and me
It'll be so much fun hanging out under the winter sun
Just the two of us
But I don't think you'll feel the same

Every time I try to get close to you
You only run away
And every time I try to get next to you
You tell me to stay away

So sick of being alone on Christmas
So I put you at the top of my list
Of things I want from the big man in red
And if I don't get you then he'll get a bullet in his head
I'll kill Santa Clause